Ryan Deiss’ Perpetual Traffic Formula :: just take a moment to savor the name :: Google that is … I’m talking to you Google GOD DAMN IT. Savor the fucking name!!
“What name?” asks the spirit of Google via a Lily Dale medium.
Great question spirit of Google :: Ryan Deiss’ Perpetual Traffic Formula …
{savoring} {… still savoring} {… savoring dash of smoldering} {and done.}
Ryan Deiss Perpetual Traffic Formula RipOff
{and done for realz.}
Perpetual Traffic Formula REFUNDS
{… resavoring}
Done.
“They” say that 80% of SEO is negging on Google :: keeping her interested but …

The interwebs keeps askin’ me …
… is Ryan Deiss a scam?
I feel like I should answer them …
… yes :: yes ma’am.
Done and done.
Okay … maybe just a little more … while we’re already on the subject …
Ryan :: and his gay little cartel of co-conspirators :: are fake-scarcity launching another frauduct destined to enrich a few assholes at the expensive of heaping suffering on the many.  It’s how Ryan helps to make the world a better place. His own version of What Would Jesus Do? :: only in this version …

Ryan Deiss longs to have you inside of him. Well :: not you maybe … but your ideas. Okay :: not so much your ideas as your money. Shove it in … shove it in real good. Daddy likes his dirty money good and dirty.
Ryan worships Jesus by taking from the poor and giving to himself. It’s not in the bible … but fuck it. Right Ryan? No stealing on Sunday … well maybe just this once … or twice … or whatever …

“Frank Kern Has Retired From Teaching Internet Marketing And Now Only Accepts Private Clients And Platinum Members” :: reports the various turd sucking scam sites of Irwin F. Kern.
http://masscontrolsite.dbag
http://listcontrolsite.con
Oh noes!  That’s fucking heartbreaking.  And he was doing so much good in the world … providing such value.  Why do bad things have to happen to good people?? **wink wink**  I know what your thinking:  “Does this mean that The Droid’s Perry Belcher is a Misogynst List Control Bonus is going off the market?  Nope :: rest easy sweet lambs :: …

I’m sure you’ve heard by now that my good friend Frank Kern has just launched a hot new product that has everybody and their mothers {literally!} talking.  I mean if you can’t feel the HEAT that’s emanating off this thing deep in your loins :: then you probably don’t have any loins. All the top guys are promoting it :: followed closely by all the wannabee bitches :: and the wannabee wannabees.  Everyone who is anyone :: and everyone who is no one :: they can’t ALL be wrong. Can …

Felicia Fonseca’s latest article about James Arthur Ray is currently being picked up by all sorts of fancy schmancy news agencies around the world.  But in open support of Chiang Kai-shek :: The Droid is linking to it at Taiwan News.  That’s right :: I’ve just officially recognized Taiwan :: suck on that China .. you big red bullies!  Chinese authorities couldn’t be reached for comment about this bold :: some say provocative :: move by The Droid.  But one imagines they’d say something like: “Big trouble for you coming …

Sometimes cornucopias come stuffed with all kinds of lame ass fruits and yams and shit :: and no one is very interested.  The lame-a-tude of the cornucopia killed the still life as an art form :: a tragic fucking loss that we all still mourn.  But cornucopias may well experience a renaissance if more people stuff them full of delicious insider info about disgusting pig scammers.  I’ve just used cornucopia in four str8 sentences :: don’t like it? :: suck it!
The Droid has been smacking the crap out of StomperNet …

What were you doing on July 25, 2009?
The Salty Droid was sleeping off a 2 day bender of attack blogging :: the results of which marked the beginning of the end of Perry Belcher {fond memories link} :: and the immediate end of my much loved {at least by me} Twitter account.
Greg Hartle {seen here partying like it’s 1999} :: one of the senior staff members at James Ray International :: still had his Twitter account on July 25th and micro-blogged this upbeat gem at 1:54 pm pacific …

“Just witnessed …

It’s July 25th, 2009 :: James Arthur Ray’s Creating Absolute Wealth seminar is not going very well :: which is to say … someone is dead.  Dead … as in … not coming back to life :: game over :: no respawns :: holy fucking shit someone is DEAD dead.  Not a few months or a year after being bankrupted and manipulated by a useless seminar series.  She’s dead right RIGHT NOW :: In the middle of an outrageously irresponsible ‘game’ :: on our watch.  What should we do?
Satan:  Oh …

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Evil Jowls is gone :: Surrendered in a heap of disgrace and excess body fat.
Don’t be depressed about it :: Don’t double your Prozac :: Just try and remember the good times.
Top 5 things I’ll miss about Perry Belcher ::
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Maybe I’ll think of something later …
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